John, The Zombie «Reliable»

: John’s journey is less about horror and more about testing the "efficiency" of a protein-rich brain diet while navigating a world full of physics-defying interdimensional horses.

: After a few snacks, John finds himself suddenly capable of riding a bicycle, driving a car, and even shooting hoops. John, The Zombie

Johnwood is a place where hardware stores sell frozen brains and horses are rumored to fly. As John, your "story" is one of bizarre skill acquisition. By consuming the brains of the town’s "dumbest citizens," John absorbs their talents. This leads to a series of increasingly absurd scenarios: : John’s journey is less about horror and

: While terrorizing the locals, John is technically searching for a legendary "dragon's flower" that might reverse his condition. As John, your "story" is one of bizarre skill acquisition

See John's absurd journey from scientist to cycling zombie in action: Let's Play: John The Zombie Part 1 YouTube · The Lost One Gaming John The Zombie--Eating Brains, Riding Bikes YouTube · Wee Hours Games