He crept into the hallway. Standing in his entryway was a man in a perfectly tailored charcoal suit, holding a silver tray with a single, physical key and a blindfold.
He didn't say a word. He took the key, stepped over the threshold, and pulled the door shut behind him. Join now!
"Join now!" The banner blinked in a neon green that felt like a migraine in the making. He crept into the hallway